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THE AIRPORT LOUNGE LIZARD

Watch out ladies he's coming your way
The airport lounge lizard wants you for his prey
He will woo you with his fancy style 
Give you a wink and a slimy smile 

The airport lounge lizard is easy to spot
Wears shorts in the summer when it's hot
He smells of after shave and wears sunglasses too
Beware ladies he is heading for you

Heed my advice and don't get caught 
The lounge lizard is after you at an airport 
Ignore him and casually move gently aside
Then you won't be taken for a ride

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