THE AIRPORT LOUNGE LIZARD

Watch out ladies he's coming your way
The airport lounge lizard wants you for his prey
He will woo you with his fancy style
Give you a wink and a slimy smile
The airport lounge lizard is easy to spot
Wears shorts in the summer when it's hot
He smells of after shave and wears sunglasses too
Beware ladies he is heading for you
Heed my advice and don't get caught
The lounge lizard is after you at an airport
Ignore him and casually move gently aside
Then you won't be taken for a ride

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