the benefits of batman and robin

batman and robin
shared a place
in cleethorpes
both on welfare
it was hard at times
a lot of crime and shit
but no time to fight it
as they had to declare
any work
paid or unpaid
and had to spend
at least two hours
jobsearching in the library 
on universal jobmatch
and they got sanctioned
for wearing masks and capes
in the jobcentre
and the arseholes there 
would not pay their money 
despite protests
from commissioner gordon
who said 
that compared to cleethorpes
gotham was better
so who said 
that compared to gotham
cleethorpes was better