"THE BEST WRITTEN WORK IN HISTORY'

Hello I am a very good writer. The best in history.
Read my poem please..."THE BEST WRITTEN WORK IN HISTORY'

Here's one of my works. I call it the best written work in history. I use that title for all of my work so I have to outdo it every time.

It begins.

Oh poem...place where I use words to convey thoughts and ideas and analogies of what existence and being is.

You're pretty cool.

I like you a lot and stuff, because you say neat things.

I know how much words are decorated with the shadows,

I can see in the dark after my eyes adjust...
perhaps there is light in me,
please do not make light of this.

Something radiates far off in memory,
I peer into the living lantern of time.

Somehow roots feel the shadow and bring it the light.

This is the best poem ever written...so far...

I hope you like it.

Don't worry, there's more....

I will write more later.

Signed, 
faithfully yours,
the best writer in history.