THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT

When a TV presenter announces he is gay 
The national papers now have a field day 
Scoop and exclusive all of them say 
Hold the front page the editors say 

A brave decision for him to come out this way
Hope his family can cope with the publicity okay 
This will be big news on the information superhighway 
When a TV presenter announces he is gay 

In years to come it will turn into a play 
Shown in the West End and also Broadway
Will it be as popular as the musical Cabaret?
Stories like this will never disappear and go away