The changing of the guards ?‍♀️

I went to see the changing 
of the guards the other day
I really did enjoy them 
tho I’m confused I have to say

They are not allowed to smile
& get in trouble if they do
Would you believe they aren’t allowed the call of nature
to have a pee or poo

Crikeys this must be terrible
I wouldn’t like their plight
They even wear black pants
Incase they wee to hide this sight

Well I think this is ridiculous
It is taking it all abit too far
Surely a soldiers allowed to use the toilet even though he is at war

Anyways I had my little grand daughter with me
She was giggling & pulling faces for the queens guard to see

Well at first he just ignored her
Then after 30 minutes had went by
He looked at little Maisie
Then he blinked his left eye

Although he didn’t smile
He sort of made my day
I knew he couldn’t smirk
but he reacted in his way

So if you go to see the queens guards
Don’t expect to see them cheer
Its coz they aren’t allowed emotion
It would cost their job I fear