THE CROWN JEWELS ARE STOLEN

The audacity to steal crown jewels in the broad daylight 
Should not happen and is not right 
Paraded in a cathedral they were visibly on show 
Opened to all and sundry should you want to know 

Thieves carried out this most daring of crimes 
The jewels belonged to monarchs of 17th century times 
To happen in a country like Sweden beggars belief 
A speedboat was used as a getaway for this cunning thief 

So be on the look out in Sweden for some crown jewels 
These naughty thieves have broken all the rules