THE CROWN JEWELS ARE STOLEN

The audacity to steal crown jewels in the broad daylightÂ
Should not happen and is not rightÂ
Paraded in a cathedral they were visibly on showÂ
Opened to all and sundry should you want to knowÂ
Thieves carried out this most daring of crimesÂ
The jewels belonged to monarchs of 17th century timesÂ
To happen in a country like Sweden beggars beliefÂ
A speedboat was used as a getaway for this cunning thiefÂ
So be on the look out in Sweden for some crown jewelsÂ
These naughty thieves have broken all the rules

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