THE DATE

If you see him around?

Will you tell him I`m here!

He`s very late you see!

I just don`t know what to do.

I`m so blummin cold and fed up

And I`m bloody desperate for the loo!!

Oh Lord why didn`t I say no!?

Now I feel such a bloody fool.

But his smile was ever so sweet

So I broke all my usual rules!

Now I look so bloody silly

Sitting here all alone!

Oh blast him and flippin heck!

TAXI!! take me home!!

G xx