THE DEMANDING HOTEL GUEST

Mister Hughes was a very demanding hotel guest 
Made all the waitresses harassed and stressed 
Each morning his sausages had to be light brown
His eggs not runny and should be upside down 

The bacon he ordered must be crispy and light
All of his mushrooms needed to be out of sight
When it came to the tomatoes they have to be grilled
The toast almost black each side to be filled 

I'm sure that the waitresses couldn't wait for dinner
Mister Hughes was no saint considered a sinner
He checked out the next day at 10.11 precisely 
A hotel guest who didn't act courteously or nicely