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THE DOCTORS WAITING ROOM

THE DOCTORS WAITING ROOM

So you have to go the doctors
So you call to make the appointment
She say we have opening june 2 at 11
Or june 4 at 1 what one would you like
I will take june 2 at 11 so she said ok be here
15 mins early to do paper work WHAT!!!
paper workΒ  that will take a 1/2 hr oh no
so the BIG!!!! day comes you get there at
1045 you sign in and now your are next
contestant on the doctors game you fill
Out the paper work that takes 1/2 hr
now you sit down there lots of other people
there you see there bathroom in the waiting
room your happy by that the TV is on to CNN!!!
Oh boy more Trump!!! there lot magazines
readers digest and yes the BIBLE!!!
so you sit there waiting very busy place
FINALLY!!! after 2 hr waiting gone the bathroom 2
times thay call you in so they takes you to another room
she takes your blood blood pressure little high she say
then thay weigh you then she say the docter will be Β in soon
Β A 1/2 goes by you wonder why he hasn't come in yet you look
on the wall theres lots things to read about heath then FINALLY!!!!
The docter comes inΒ  he say very sorry to keep you waiting
very busy dayΒ  he say how are today I amΒ just fine he looks
over chart he say every thing looks good we will see you back
next year have good day what justΒ happen here I waited 2 1/2 and only 2 mins with
Doctor now you go to check out and she says you need to make
appointment for next year and todays visit cost $100
WHAT? 2 1/2 waitingΒ and 2 mins with the docter cost me $100
Its not like the olds where you didn't have wait that long
and that is the day at the docters
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sparrowsong

Hello Greg...

That's before Free Health for All...

You'll probably want to bring a Sleeping Bag and a Pillow...

​​​​​Make sure the Government receives your results for research...

Pigs dead for two days brought back to life in Russia...

Next time you'll probably get a microchip in case you get lost if you didn't get under Obama...

Say Goodbye to Trump, say yes to the Government when they say...

Bend over!

?????

Great fun write!

Thank you for sharing...

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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Larry Ran

Dear Greg,

Your poem is absolutely hysterical.
We laughed with every line.
One of the great things we have found here in Ohio, is the greatest medical care that we have ever had.
No waiting, the Doctors are on time.
They spend a lot more than a few minutes with you, and are quite thorough.
This place is a Senior Citizen's dream.

Love,
Linda and Larry xxx

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Greg Etsell

thank you Larry great to see you back missed you
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Greg Etsell

thank you lisa I don't think any one does thank you for reading

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