THE DOCTORS WAITING ROOM

So you have to go the doctors
So you call to make the appointment
She say we have opening june 2 at 11
Or june 4 at 1 what one would you like
I will take june 2 at 11 so she said ok be here
15 mins early to do paper work WHAT!!!
paper work that will take a 1/2 hr oh no
so the BIG!!!! day comes you get there at
1045 you sign in and now your are next
contestant on the doctors game you fill
Out the paper work that takes 1/2 hr
now you sit down there lots of other people
there you see there bathroom in the waiting
room your happy by that the TV is on to CNN!!!
Oh boy more Trump!!! there lot magazines
readers digest and yes the BIBLE!!!
so you sit there waiting very busy place
FINALLY!!! after 2 hr waiting gone the bathroom 2
times thay call you in so they takes you to another room
she takes your blood blood pressure little high she say
then thay weigh you then she say the docter will be in soon
A 1/2 goes by you wonder why he hasn't come in yet you look
on the wall theres lots things to read about heath then FINALLY!!!!
The docter comes in he say very sorry to keep you waiting
very busy day he say how are today I am just fine he looks
over chart he say every thing looks good we will see you back
next year have good day what just happen here I waited 2 1/2 and only 2 mins with
Doctor now you go to check out and she says you need to make
appointment for next year and todays visit cost $100
WHAT? 2 1/2 waiting and 2 mins with the docter cost me $100
Its not like the olds where you didn't have wait that long
and that is the day at the docters
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Hello Greg...
That's before Free Health for All...
You'll probably want to bring a Sleeping Bag and a Pillow...
βββββMake sure the Government receives your results for research...
Pigs dead for two days brought back to life in Russia...
Next time you'll probably get a microchip in case you get lost if you didn't get under Obama...
Say Goodbye to Trump, say yes to the Government when they say...
Bend over!
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Great fun write!
Thank you for sharing...
Hugs...
sparrowsong
thank you sparrowsong
Dear Greg,
Your poem is absolutely hysterical.
We laughed with every line.
One of the great things we have found here in Ohio, is the greatest medical care that we have ever had.
No waiting, the Doctors are on time.
They spend a lot more than a few minutes with you, and are quite thorough.
This place is a Senior Citizen's dream.
Love,
Linda and Larry xxx
thank you Larry great to see you back missed you
I do not like going to the doctor. When I read this a feel a little queasy. lol Thanks for the awesome feelings. after all poetry is about evoking and awakening feelings.
thank you lisa I don't think any one does thank you for reading