The elusive Nessy monster & me

There is a monster that dwells in a Scottish loch.... tho some say he is a myth & nothing but poppycock....Well believe me or not whatever you decide but I have espied this beast with his green scaley hide

One late September evening I strolled along the waters edge, as the sun was setting I sat on the lochs ledge.... I was awe inspired at the colours in the sky when I heard a colossal splash & something strange caught my eye....

My instinct told me to run but my head said to bide so I climbed inside an old tree stump where I continued to hide.... I  kneeled there for ages watching ripples on the water keeping as quiet as a mouse feeling like a bird spotter

Then all of a sudden & from out of the blue there rose an enormous creature I was dumstruck at it’s view.... whilst it’s length looked like two buses this thing had at least three humps.... every inch of it’s body was covered in green bumpy lumps

Mind you it wasn’t very wide but my golly it was long as I marvelled as I heard it sigh such a sorrowful song.... it seemed to know I was there tho I never made a sound, just the two of us on the loch with not another soul around

Silently but swiftly my creature of the lake submerged down below leaving only breakers in his wake.... the elusive Nessy monster of the Scottish highlands loch lies on the bottom of the bed underneath an old rock