Poem -

THE FAST FOOD MANAGER

THE FAST FOOD MANAGER

He was a man who gestured with his hand
To help compensate with a language he didn't understandΒ 
Mr Lau was the manager of this fast food chain
The customers he spoke to wanted to complainΒ 

The meal the customers had was poorly cooked
The presentation on the plate quite frankly sucked
This prompted the customers to complain and the manager came
With these hand movements he said the chef was to blame

So the manager apologised and the customers compensatedΒ 
Another crisis averted and abatedΒ 
The hand movements from the manager did the trick
When the customers were home they were duly sick

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