Poem -

The Goblin Train

Godamn

The Goblin Train

All aboard this goblin train
Tonight we're goblin traveling
Not up above goblin beneath
Our goblin town and our goblin streets
While there don't touch a goblin thing
Our you will meet the goblin Queen
From what I hear she's goblin mean
And I need this goblin job so please
Obey the goblin rules and we
Will goblin get to goblin be 
All just goblin visiting 
You goblin kids do you hear me?
See I'm goblin retiring
Give me your goblin tickets please
And we'll get on our goblin way

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