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The hell outta that wood!!

The hell outta that wood!!

My daughter & I got lost in the wood.. it wasn’t what we planned, nor did it end very good.. you see tho we searched for an exit in amongst the thick trees, no pathway was obvious in the bracken up to our knees

Well After what seemed like an eternity we were befuddled in a maze, with the light fading fast & a damp scarey haze.. My daughter & her dogs hurried on infront of me.. clambering over rough terrain that wasn’t easy.. so as I followed her every move I heard her yell a word of blasphemy.. then all of a sudden I was in agony!!

I had stepped both feet in an active wasps nest well if you use your imagination, you should guess the rest!! there were stings on stings, on every inch of my body that was bare.. with wasps buzzing under my garments coz they were stuck in there!!
My daughter rang for help & we got picked up from a stranger’s house.. it was my other daughter who rushed along to collect us with my spouse.. 

Luckily for me, I didn’t have an allergic reaction, that was a blessing in disguise & for the rests satistaction.. but they made me strip everything off, right down to my buff.. covering every sore sting in vinegar & stuff.. what a state I was in.. I was in an awful mood.. needless to say, I’m keeping the hell outta that wood!!

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A Lonely Journey

Oh my, Jillian! The nudity! I'm flummoxed! 
I've actually done that before, too(I mean stepping on the wasps nest. It's not fun. They chased me down the road, and stung the bejeezers out of me! No one took off my clothes though! Bummer...and when I mentioned me taking them off, people came running from everywhere with more clothing! D*mn! 
It's not fun, though. I'm sorry that happened. 
I got lost in the woods once, too, but it was only one tree, and a grass. So, it only took me a couple hours to get out. 
Loved your write! I'm sure many can relate(in a slightly less x-rated type of way! LOL! Kidding!). 
Great job! 
Matthew. 

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Jill Tait

Ay it stung like hell every inch of me :) I keep out of that wood nowadays haha xxx

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A Lonely Journey

I don't blame you! 
Or go into the woods naked(saves time from taking off all that clothing). 
LOL. 
Were the wasps wearing clothing? 

M. 

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A Lonely Journey

Hey Jillian, 
I think you may have been duped by a fake, pervy, stranger, doctor-type guy! 
"Yeah, it looks like you might have been stung...I think all those clothes may have to come off!" LOL! You live in a crazy head, young lady! But I like crazy people..they're sane. 

M. 

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Jill Tait

Insane don’t u mean :))) xxx

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A Lonely Journey

No, when you live in a mental institution, sane people are insane, and insane people are sane...it's a confusing thing...but at least it's perfectly clear. 
Check please! 

M. 

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Jill Tait

Clear not to be clear uhuh xxx

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A Lonely Journey

Exactly!...I think. 
Hey, I'm in the middle of a small lobotomy right now, but I was wondering if you could write a poem about a guy named Matt in a mental institution! Wouldn't that be fun??!! Just an idea. I love rubber walls! LOL. 

Straightjacket, please! 

M. 

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Jill Tait

Haha nooo u not mental 🤣🤣💙

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A Lonely Journey

Well, maybe not mental, but not of sound mind to the point of being dangerous, or incomprehensible. I sometimes wish I was sane, but then I think 'what was I thinking about??!!' and forget to be so. 
I wear my slacks backwards sometimes, not due to dyslexia, but as a statement of freedom of pants. I'm hoping others(such as yourself) will join me in this crusade, and we'll have a world of backwards wearing, forever free, pants enthusiasts. Wouldn't that be nice? 
Thanks Jillybean, you always understand me. 

Matteo. 

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Jill Tait

Ay I do that lad but then again I’m mental too :) xxx🤣🤣🤣💙💙💙

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A Lonely Journey

Yes, you are Jillmometer! 
But your insanity is vastly overshadowed by your wackiness, so you're good. 
Can't you write a mental patient poem?? You can use me as the subject, I don't mind. I love straightjackets, and rubberized rooms...and drooling!(my favorite!). Let me know. 
Thanks Loopy! 
M. 

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Jill Tait

Found it n on cosmo 🤣🤣🤣

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Jill Tait

I did lol was summit about cockoo xx ill look it up n put in on lol just for you xx

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A Lonely Journey

Thank you Jillbilly! 
I think sometimes people think we're crazy because we're nuts, and it really hurts. Wack jobs are people, too(that's my family crest), and we feel things(sometimes without their permission), and we have normal lives(if yodeling on the subway is normal), and we get hurt by things!(especially skives to the abdomen), so people should acknowledge us as normal, or at least our politically correct term, 'Intelligence Deficient Individuals(IUD's). 
God bless the Patients of the Brain Disorders!(PBJ's). 
Thanks! 

Maaaathew. 

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Jill Tait

Haha 🤣🤣🤣you worry too much xxx

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A Lonely Journey

Well, I only worry during my states of troubled anxiety(but that's only 23 hours a day), so thank you for noticing. 
Hey, I wanted to leave you today with something my father used to say that really helped me during those times. He used to say: 
'Hey, if God had wanted us to worry, He would have thrown us into a world of war, and death, and poverty, where we have no clue what we're doing, and no answers to the questions that drive us bonkers!' (I used to worry more after he said that). Anyway, I hope that helps. 
Stay insane! 

M. 

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A Lonely Journey

He also used to say 'I think that Pelican's on fire' which concerned us, because we were nowhere near the zoo, and fire hadn't been invented yet. Hmmm... 
Solicitations, 
Matthew. 

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Jill Tait

Olduns with tales to tell haha xx

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Jill Tait

Haha neither wonder thatun make u worry lots he must have been a philosopher!!! Lol xxx

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A Lonely Journey

No, he was a plumber(but not the kind who works with pipes and toilets and stuff, the other kind. You know what I mean?...if you do, let me know. Thanks!). 

M. 

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Jill Tait

Errr not sure coz plumber works with pipes etc ,, 🤣🤣

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A Lonely Journey

Hey Jillian, 
I meant to ask you, is that you in that wasp picture above? If so, it's a very nice picture. Very nice eyelashes. 

M. 

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Jill Tait

Pml noooo u know tisnt me haha 🤣🤣🤣

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A Lonely Journey

Oh...I wonder if it's me then? Did you take that in New York? Sometimes I wear bees instead of clothing. It's painful, but it's a lot easier than pulling on all those articles of clothing. You know what I mean? 
Thanks! 
M. 

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Jill Tait

Could well b u tis off net 🤣🤣

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