THE HINT OF CHANNEL
There she lay naked!
On her cleavage a hint of Channel number 5
Stretched out and languid with sheer lust!
Her lovely blue eyes were shining so bright
Just the thought of his arms around her waist!
Made her old heart throb, fit to burst!!
She met him near that new Bingo place
Just at the top of the street.
He was collecting his bus pass from the lost property
Oh but....she couldn`t wait!
Boy!..... was he in for a treat!
She`d not had a cuddle in such a long time
She`d almost forgotten how it felt!
Then in he saunters to her room
With flowers, chocolates and bubbly for two
Wearing his lucky bow tie!
He pulled back the covers and feasted his eye!
As on the bed he carefully knelt.
Expertly and quickly he undid his belt!
Off next came the shirt, but not the bow tie!!
He has some style this man! and some class.
He threw his trousers to the floor
And took out one eye made of glass!
She sighed and breathed deeply with total abandon
Then she blurted outĀ " Come to me my amore "
Off came his glasses
But not his back brace!
By now his old heart was beginning to race!!
He rolled down his Long Johns with surprising haste.
Thinking she`s gorgeous... he really couldn`t wait!
He removed his false leg and shoved it quickly under the bed
Before she saw it and got in a state!
But oh dear!...he knocked his glass eye on to the floor!!
It clattered and rolled away scaring the cat!
As he bent down to get it.......his false teeth fell out
Landing on his toupee!
After rescuing his eye
And his false teeth!
He turned apologetically to her with his sweetest smile!
About to say sorry for the delay!
But curled up and snoring was she..... all snug and warm
Fast asleep under the duvet!!
G xx
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wow Gorginia this is amazing and well worded i trully love what you did in the middle to add finaz to it well anyhow i liked it idk about anyine else thank yuou for sharing srry im typing fast i have or am in class lol XD
Thank you Dameon, I`m thrilled that you liked it honey. I was in a silly mood when I wrote it and I wanted to make my husband laugh because he was feeling poorly at the time. I love it when I manage to make others smile. Thank you again for the lovely compliment.
G xx
LOL!! ~ GEORGIE!!.... you never cease to amaze me....... this had me smiling ear to ear,........ reminded me of a Monty Python kind of thing.........i mean it felt like you were REALLY enjoying yourself as you wrote this.......... you're such a unique writer........LOVED this!!.......thanx for making me smile......... love to you....... Beasty!!.........T xo
Hi T`
I`m absolutely thrilled that you are back, I`ve really missed you sweety and I hope you are feeling better babes and that your " other problems " have gone away at last. Thank you for the lovely compliment, it has made my day, I just love it when I manage to cheer you up. You are very important to me.
I love you kiddo
G xx