THE HINT OF CHANNEL NUMBER 5

There she was all daring and naked!

On her cleavage just a hint of the old Channel No 5

Stretched out and languid with sheer lust!

Bloody hell!...After all these years she felt so alive

Her sexy blue eyes were shining so bright

Just the thought of him crawling all over her!

It made her old heart throb!... It was bloody ready to burst!!

The night before last she`d locked on to his eyes!

Across the room in that new Bingo place

Just at the top of the street!

He was collecting his buss pass from lost property

Oh deary me!.... Now she was all of a dither!.....And she could hardly wait!

Boy oh boy!....was that silly old bugger in for a bloody treat!!

For she`d been starved of some lovin` for such a bloody long time!

She`d almost forgotten how it felt!

So in he saunters to her bedroom

With flowers and chocolates and some bubbly for two!

Wearing his lucky bow tie!

Then he pulled back the covers and feasted his eye!!

As on the bed he carefully knelt!

So expertly and quick did he undo his belt!!

Off next was the old cardigan!....but not the bow tie!

For he has some style this old man and just a little class!!

He threw his trousers to the floor with a flourish

Then took out his left eye made of glass!!!

With her rheumy old eyes closed!

She sighed and breathed deeply with sheer lust!

Oh crikey!... She was just about ready to bust!

Then she blurted..." Come to me my amore!! "

WOW!!..Then off came his glasses!

So daring was he!....Now things were getting really hot!!

But he was being careful!!....not his back brace!!

But oh boy by now!... His bloody old ticker was beginning to race!

Then he rolled down his battered old long-johns with surprising haste!!

Thinking bloody hell!...She`s gorgeous! he could hardly wait!

Removing his false leg!!....He quickly flung it under the bed out the way!

Before she saw it and got in a bloody state!

But oh dear!...Just then!... His glass eye fell onto the floor!

It made such a bloody clatter that it scared her old tabby cat!

And it scarpered with bloody fright out the door!

Then as he bent down to catch the eye!....

His bloody false teeth fell out!....

As in his lust he`d also forgotten the bloody glue!!

They landed in his tatty old toupee!!

Now what was he going to do?!!

After rescuing the eye...

Then his toupee and false teeth!

He turned apologetically to her....

With his sexiest smile!!

About to say sorry for the delay!!

But curled up and snoring all snug and warm was she!

Fast asleep under the bloody duvet!!!

G xx