THE HOUSE OF PAIN

Ouch I have hurt my head

Freddie cursed as he got out of bed 

This was just the start of Freddie's woes

Walked into the door and broke his nose 

Drawing back the curtains it was pouring with rain 

Poor Freddie was trapped in this house of pain

The answer thought Freddie was a cup of tea 

The boiling water damaged and scolded his knee 

Whilst shaving in the mirror to his great surprise 

Freddie noticed he had two enormous black eyes 

Just when Freddie thought the day couldn't get any worse 

His heart packed up and was carried away in a hearse