THE HUMAN STATUE

Like a statue he doesn't move
What is it he's trying to prove?
Being so still not making a sound
He has his feet rooted firmly on the ground 

People go past him and are amazed
The human statue remains completely unfazed 
How does he keep so still I haven't a clue 
What if he has a call of nature and wants the loo ?

He has remained in the same position for nearly two hours 
The guy must have incredible super powers 
I'm guessing he wants to be like the statue of liberty 
The only difference is that he's now leaving for his tea