Poem -

THE JOKE IS ON US

THE JOKE IS ON US

A weekend getaway every weekend...

A time to play, a weekend off...

We complained about the expenses we have paid in the past...

The joke is on us...

In just ten weeks and we have only just begun...

Florida where golf courses are green and friends will gather and play...

We think we are working to be able to eat and pay for gas to go to work...

We are actually quite rich...

We just don't get to see it...

Every weekend we pay 3 Million Dollars for golf balls to slide on the course...

So when you are at work you actually paid for someone else to play...

A spending record to be set...

If a storm shuts down the game...

It will probably cost 5 Million Dollars as a guess...

For there's a high price to pay when the game is called off because of rain...

Let the sun shine, for we don't want to have to pay for a sad man who can't play...

The joke is on us...

Get back to work folks they may call for rain...

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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Greg Etsell

I LIKE GOLF I PLAY GOLF I  DONT CARE HOW MUCH  IT COST OR IF I GET LOST I LIKE TO PLAY IN THE RAIN THE SNOW IN THE COLD THE THUNDER AND LIGHTING THE WIND  CAN BLOW AND I DONT CARE I  LOVE GOLF AND THOES WHO DONT ITS TO BAD!!!!  

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sparrowsong

Hello Greg...

You pay with your money...

My brother loves golf too...

If it cost him 3 Million Dollars for a weekend he would do it too...

Of course, when he spends $10,000 for a week vacation he calls it his once in a lifetime and again it's his own money...

He wouldn't expect others to pay his way...

Most people have their own enjoyment and their way to unwind...

But, I think if it's a gift from others that should be a choice and not a bill that others should be expected to pay...

When a Waitress/Waiter asks if I would like anything else and I say...

Yes, someone else to pay the bill, they just laugh...

Thank you for your comment and support!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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sparrowsong

Hello Sis Cherie...

When someone puts the title Pro in front of the game I suppose it trumps Teachers who were there from the beginning...

I suppose in a sport world Coach is more valuable on the field than a Teacher in a classroom...

Different heart different pay?

Perhaps, this came across as a sporting thing...

Perhaps, also there are those who know exactly what I'm saying here?

Thank you for your comment and support my friend!

Love n Hugs

sparrowsong

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Greg Etsell

hi I am not that good a golfer i am just hacker when i  lived up north i played 10 time in year not much time bec work but when moved to fla i started playing 3 -4 times week i got a little better but not much then i quit 3 days down 1 and then stop for 5 mouths i played sunday wed Friday sunday golf stop no one want to play then i got tird of playing wed it just wastnt fun any more so i quit, Friday i was tird of play bad and not have fun so told tham i was taking time off so i did 5 mouths ones start to play agin i couldn't get back in to wed golf bec some one took my spot so couldn't ask him take him out,Friday golf i could get back in to so i did after 5 mouths off it was hard get back in then i fellrunning  broke my arm and had to give it up after my arm got better i tried to get back in to golf and its hard not the same golfer after i broke my arm who know if i ever will be i don't care just being out there with frieds, now pro golf work hard to get where thay are and ones thay get there still have work even harder to stay where thay are its not easy game but PROS make look easy

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Larry Ran

My Dear Sweet Sparrowsong,

.

He slithers down to the Sunshine State

Each early Friday morn

To play golf with other Hypocrites

While the costs by us are borne

.

But soon he's going to miss the cut

And lose his player's card

When the officials Mueller and James Comey

Prove he cheated, and have him barred

.

Hugs, Peace and Love,

Larry xxx

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Rose Sho

It's sad when one works hard to earn a living and another person waste that person's effort...It's only ten weeks and no one has an idea of when it would end...so I guess you still have to work hard and pay for another person's "play"...nice one Sweet Sparrow

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sparrowsong

Hello Larry...

I could go down the list of every President who has taken our hard earned money and spent it on their own personal wants and desires while they make their salary...

This particular one is so full of something so much that even his eyes would turn brown if they could...

Then they still discuss taxes and when they say to help the people I laugh so hard every time...

They help people alright...

Some so much they have to get a second job...

Hope they don't have to pay daycare too...

?

Thank you for your comment and support!

Hugs, Peace and Love

​​​​​sparrowsong

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Leah Yodico

A game rich people love to play!  no age limit,  no rigid exercise!!  ah!! Let them take their own medicine!! 

very enjoyable to read!! 

Cheers 
Leah 

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