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The Latest ‘Aging-pill’ ?

The Latest ‘Aging-pill’ ?

Well I’ve got my inspiration from clocking our local 10 o’clock news
Now I’m extremely interested 
In hearing all my reader’s views

I was almost dozing off with a couple of matchsticks propping up each eye
Then I overheard the broadcaster read something alarming & I thought why!!!!

Apparently scientists are busy working on an ‘Age-prolonging’ pill
Goodness knows how this would work if one was terminally ill ?

But I’ve got an image in my head that does completely give me a chill
Keeping one alive on this Earth
Over one hundred against Mother nature’s will

They reckon ‘Taking a capsule a day’ 
Is all that it will surffice
But heaven’s above, 
can you imagine looking one hundred & twenty +
It’s not gonna be very nice

Humanity will be walking around looking like the ‘Living dead’
I really think these mad professors
Are abit bonkers in the head?

One will be socialising, drinking coffee in the cafe with one’s friend
An entire room full of geriatrics
Aged over approximately one hundred & ten

Now I am guessing another pill will be necessarily an essential
A substitute for ‘botox’ 
Will be absolutely confidential

Maggie will say to Minnie
Both faces as taut as could be
“Hey hinny have you remembered to take your ‘age-pill’ today”
Her voice sounds shaky

“Eeeh Maggie luv, I’ve forgotten
Oh goodness gracious me what have I done ?”
Minnie adds “ Hell’s bells lass you’d better hurry home & take it coz if not you will be gone!!”

So a tablet a day is going to add twenty + years onto a life
Well thank God I won’t be here to see it, all these zombies causing strife?

 

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