The mermaid’s wedding 🧜‍♀️🧜

Your tails are bright and beautiful
Dazzling like two shiny sunbeams

Do you swim and intertwine in the mystique fathoms below

Casting little bubbles to the surface as you blow

Will you be married in the moonlight underneath the pretty twinkly stars

Will your carriages have six white seahorses pulling you both in Rolls-Royce seacars

Oh Mr and Mrs Mermaids
I know this is all true

I watched you take Miss Mermaid’s hand, I heard you saying  “I do”

There was lots of other Mermaids
Of every shape and size

I peeped inside your banquet
I could hardly believe my eyes

You were all sitting at a big oak table with Mermaids on chairs at either side

But you Mr Merman were sitting opposite your Mermaid bride

She looked very stunning
With her diamond studded veil

Her sequinned dress was so long
It covered all her tail

I didn’t want to leave you all
You partied allnight long

But my Mammy was telling me
To get up or I’d get wrong

You see I had to go to school
That’s what us humans do

So I woke up from my dream 
Even though I didn’t want to

Oh how I wish I was a Mermaid
Swimming in the deep blue brine