THE MIMING PARROT( for a Lonely Journey challenge....finally..lol.( Matthew I am not putting my name to this but it's done...lol..and there is the word MIME in it....once!! ????

Did you see that parrot flying there
Such wings of green
And not a care
Such beauty in his beady stare
And graceful flight
To roost right there
And then I heard him
speak his mind
A ruder bird you will not find
Effing blinding bugger shit
And that is just a little
bit
Of what this naughty parrot
MIMED
A ruder bird you shall not find.

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Marion, My parrot used to cuss. Didn't realize how much I said holy shit and momma has to go potty. ?
Terry Kay
Lol...this is just a load of nonsense for the challenge set by a lonely journey Terry. We did one about socks then the moon and now miming. I am already three months too late with this because I couldn't think of sod all to write about mimes lol. Feel free to join in...lonely will be chuffed, thanks Terry ?
Thanks Marion I will think on that and see if I can come up with some nonsense of my own.?
Good...let us know when it's written and try not to take three months like me ??
Hi Marion,
I must have missed that challenge, but this one sounds a good nonsense to me LOL.
Thanks for sharing,
Ha...it's a challenge by lonely journey...we did socks then the moon then this one..lol..have a go...he be chuffed, it's just a bit of fun ?
Marionette!
You rule!!
Oh, those crazy miming parrots! They're pedantic! (whatever that means!).
You've got a serious screw loose, but I love it! So do I, and that's why I always carry a screwdriver.
I think parrots who mime are just the most amazing creatures. Once I had a ferret who performed mimery, but he wasn't very good(his 'trapped in a box' routine was awful, and he actually WAS trapped in a box!), and I ended up chucking tomatoes at him. His name was Barney Mimeschlecter. It was a very dark time in my life. Do you have ferrets?
Thank you so much for entering your own contest. ; )
That was terrific! Now, if we could just get Cheerie to write a Mime poem, we'd be in business. I think she thinks I'm nuts, but mainly in an unhinged sort of way. Hey, Terry Kay seems awesomely wacky, too. Maybe she could apply a mime entry??
The prizes are gregarious, including:
-Some tacks.
-Dinner with Ethel Merman.
-Goat proceeds.
-Felt patches.
-A toothbrush.
-Sqwackle.
-A pocket lint detector.
-Schrapnel.
-And a midget.
So, they're pretty good. Please entice the kids with those prizes, but let them know that the rules require wearing slacks...or not.
Thank you so munch, Marionette! You're awesome!
Matthew.
Lol...I already told them they can participate if they want but not to take three months like me ??...who is up to decide a poem next...Greg??
Pml Brilliant!!! Luvit Marion so ???
Ah you are being too kind...it is shite buy that's ok cos it's just a bit of fun. Is it Greg's turn to choose next?? ??