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THE MIMING PARROT( for a Lonely Journey challenge....finally..lol.( Matthew I am not putting my name to this but it's done...lol..and there is the word MIME in it....once!! ????

Did you see that parrot flying there
Such wings of green
And not a care

Such beauty in his beady stare
And graceful flight
To roost right there

And then I heard him
speak his mind
A ruder bird you will not find

Effing blinding bugger shit
And that is just a little 
bit

Of what this naughty parrot 
MIMED
A ruder bird you shall not find.

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Terry Kay

Marion,  My parrot used to cuss. Didn't realize how much I said holy shit and momma has to go potty. ?
Terry Kay

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Marion

Lol...this is just a load of nonsense for the challenge set by a lonely journey Terry. We did one about socks then the moon and now miming. I am already three months too late with this because I couldn't think of sod all to write about mimes lol. Feel free to join in...lonely will be chuffed, thanks Terry ?

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Terry Kay

Thanks Marion I will think on that and see if I can come up with some nonsense of my own.?

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Marion

Good...let us know when it's written and try not to take three months like me ??

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Leah Yodico

Hi  Marion, 
I must have missed that challenge,  but this one sounds a good nonsense to me LOL.  
Thanks for sharing, 

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Marion

Ha...it's a challenge by lonely journey...we did socks then the moon then this one..lol..have a go...he be chuffed, it's just a bit of fun ?

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A Lonely Journey

Marionette! 
You rule!! 
Oh, those crazy miming parrots! They're pedantic! (whatever that means!). 
You've got a serious screw loose, but I love it! So do I, and that's why I always carry a screwdriver. 
I think parrots who mime are just the most amazing creatures. Once I had a ferret who performed mimery, but he wasn't very good(his 'trapped in a box' routine was awful, and he actually WAS trapped in a box!), and I ended up chucking tomatoes at him. His name was Barney Mimeschlecter. It was a very dark time in my life. Do you have ferrets? 
Thank you so much for entering your own contest. ; ) 
That was terrific! Now, if we could just get Cheerie to write a Mime poem, we'd be in business. I think she thinks I'm nuts, but mainly in an unhinged sort of way. Hey, Terry Kay seems awesomely wacky, too. Maybe she could apply a mime entry?? 
The prizes are gregarious, including: 
-Some tacks. 
-Dinner with Ethel Merman. 
-Goat proceeds. 
-Felt patches. 
-A toothbrush. 
-Sqwackle. 
-A pocket lint detector. 
-Schrapnel. 
-And a midget. 

So, they're pretty good. Please entice the kids with those prizes, but let them know that the rules require wearing slacks...or not. 

Thank you so munch, Marionette! You're awesome! 

Matthew. 

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Marion

Lol...I already told them they can participate if they want but not to take three months like me ??...who is up to decide a poem next...Greg??

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Jill Tait

Pml Brilliant!!! Luvit Marion so ???

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Marion

Ah you are being too kind...it is shite buy that's ok cos it's just a bit of fun. Is it Greg's turn to choose next?? ??

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