The New Imperialism

Our noble Real Estate King
in his glorious continuous quest
to acquire only the bestĀ
high end properties
has tagged the Martian landscapeĀ
as a HUGE
investment opportunity
for his personal financial
windfall profits
Rest assured
his five star hotels
are gonna be luxurious
and decadently opulent
in keeping with
the Master Builder's golden brand
Attracting only the best guests
of the highest quality
with his out of this world prices
to keep away peasant riff raff
from smudging the marble floors
with their commoner's presence
Clearing the land and pesky native aliens
is gonna be a costly endeavor
but we manipulated taxpayers
for the cause of greed patriotism
will foot the bill gladly
under the glorious banner
of national venture capitalism
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