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THE NEW STOOL SOFTENER

THE NEW STOOL SOFTENER

If someone told me that the comment section could make poop shift...

I'm sure I may not have believed them...

Desperate means calls for desperate measures...

I needed serious relief...

My stomach was really beginning to hurt...

As much as I've enjoyed the peace and quiet...

I couldn't take it anymore...

Nothing I did was working...

After a serious conversation and heartfelt apologies to my Ears...

I had to do it...

I pressed Play...

I began to feel a shift...

I can honestly say no one has been able to shift my poop that way...

There's a first time for everything...

After reading a few comments and I began to laugh...

Something started happening...

I read a few more...

Once I got to the person who while listening felt like she was having a Stroke...

Oh my goodness...

I had to share my Relief...

It's so true...

Laughter Is The Best Medicine...

sparrowsong Ice Queen

 

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