THE OFFICE PARTY

The office Christmas party has come round once more
All the employees find it hard to get through the door
Too much wine and too much beer
Being sick in the toilets and feeling queer

Bobby is trying his luck with his colleague Jane
She doesn't want to know but it's happening again
The managers of the office misbehave as well
The hangovers tomorrow will be as hard as hell

Office parties are noisy, loud and rude
Why don't they just concentrate on the food ?