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THE PRINCE OF DENMARK

The Prince of Denmark came to my city the other day 
He liked it so much he decided to stay  
He admired the castle and the cathedral too 
Just like Copenhagen from his point of view  

All the local ladies thought the Prince was a handsome man 
They flattered their eyelashes like only ladies can  
The Prince however was not interested in their attention  
He was happy being a bachelor I have to mention 

I pass the Prince of Denmark pub on the way to work 
As I smile to myself and start to smirk 
I wonder if my story is really factual and true 
If you believe it that's just up to you

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lodigiana

We do have some wonderful pub names dont we?As a teenager I would go to the 'Trip to Jerusalem'Pub which is the oldest and must be one of the smallest in England..and everytime I went in I thought of crusaders on their way to fight...A pub that always puzzled me was called the 'Who'da thought it?' I wonder what that thought was? Loved your piece, humourous, Thoughtful and utterly charming!   Lodigiana xx

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