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THE TRAVELLING WORLD OF RITA

THE TRAVELLING WORLD OF RITA

Let me tell you a tale of a lady called Rita
Who decided one day to sell her heater
Every day she came back to a cold home
So she packed her bags and moved to Rome

Whilst in Rome Rita met an interesting fella
His hair was slicked back and his name was Donnatella
Donnatella did a stupid thing and sold his telly
So Rita packed her bags and moved to Delhi

When in Delhi Rita met a man named Sunil
He took Rita out for a meal but didn't pay the bill
Rita swore and cursed it just was not meant to be
Time to pack the bags this time to Washington D.C

The capital of America and Rita now met Hank
He had a good job and worked in a bank
At last Rita had met the man of her dreams
A polite man with a good job at least that is what it seems

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