THE TWIT CLUB

Asking a stupid question is better than repairing a stupid mistake!

If you open a door to a lesser evil, a greater one will slink in when you`re not looking!

The greatest of all faults is to be aware of none!

Keep your words soft and sweet just in case you have to bloody eat them!

If you want to watch the world pass you by, try driving at the bloody speed limit!

What did the Elephant say to the naked man?

How on earth do you bloody breathe through that tiny thing?!

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day!

Teach a man to fish and he will just sit there in the bloody boat getting drunk!

Is a Giraffe`s family reunion called `necks of kin`?

Dalmatian`s are useless at playing hide and seek, because they are always spotted!

When fish are in schools do they sometimes take debate?!

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented twit!

A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco wrapped in paper, fire at one end and a bloody silly chuffin` fool at the other!!

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity!

A silly twit is a tower block window cleaner who stands back to admire his work!

It`s better to let people think you`re an idiot than to open your silly bloody mouth and prove it!!

Did you hear about the silly sod who walked around the world? He very quickly drowned!

Do you ever notice when you`re driving that anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone going faster than you is a bloody maniac?!

Confucius say- Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in the bloody cat house!

Confucius say- Man who fight all day with wife not get piece at night!

Confucius say- Wife not part of furniture till screwed on bed!

Confucius say- Man who reads woman like a book prefer braille!

Confucius say- Man who lay woman on ground get piece on Earth!

G xx