`THE TWIT CLUB!!`
Why does the Easter Bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don`t lay eggs!!
Why doesn`t McDonald`s sell hot dogs?
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
At a cinema, which arm rest is yours?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why are there no `B` batteries?
If man evolved from Monkeys! How come we still have Monkeys?
How do you handcuff a one armed man?
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time! Are they guilty of resisting a rest?
If God sneezes! What should you say?!
Why does quicksand work so slowly?
If it`s wrong to swear, why are we asked to swear on the bible?!
If a glass blower accidentally inhales! Does he get a pane in the neck?
If money doesn`t grow on trees, why do all the banks have branches?!
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn`t the opposite of progress be congress?
If you are bald what hair colour do you put down for your driving license?
G xx
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You actually got me laughing.... Very funny questions indeed....Nice though mum....You made my day!
Love you dearly....your little Rosebud
Thank you sweetie, I hoped you`d like them.
Love Mum xx
Hi Dear G,
See Larry's Answers to Georgina's Twit Club 11/3/16.
All our love,
L & L & C
I`ve just read them all!!! YOU DO REALIZE THAT THERE ARE HOSPITALS FOR FOLK LIKE YOU AND I don`t you?!!
G xx
Hi Dear G,
Yes, they are loaded with sad, suffering people, which you and I could go to and bring smiles and laughter to their faces.
L xox
I`ve tried them all Larry, for some reason they won`t let me back in!!!!!!!!!!!!! I even said please too!!
G xx
Hi Dear G,
You need me as your sidekick, to get back in the doors. Β We can bill our act as "Crazy Larry and Gorgeous G". Β Now who could refuse entry to that zany duo!
Luv Ya,
L
You`d probably end up being locked up if you were seen knocking around with me my Larry!! Think of the fun we`d have though eh kiddo!.....lol!!
funny write G!
Thank you Lisa, I`m glad they made you smile sweetie.
Love G xx
great poem so funny I needed that after Trump winning and I hope he does what he say he is going to do with my health insurance make it better oh well the election is over and we can move on I hope funny poem you made me happy thank you love you hugs xxoo
I`m glad you`re enjoying being a member of the TWIT CLUB sweetie and thank you for the compliment, I`m so glad that they cheered you up honey. Thank you for the compliment.
Lots of love and hugs
G xx