THEY LIED TO US....!!!

HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE THE CAT DID A PIDDLE AND GOT SENT AWAY TO BE PUT DOWN. LITTLE MISS MUFFETT WAS FILMED ON A TRUMPET AND NOW IT'S A HIT, ON THE INTERNET, ALL OVER TOWN.

GOLDILOCKS WENT DOWN THE DOCKS.. TO SUPPORT A HEROIN HABIT AND SIMPLE SIMON MET A PIE MAN WHO GOT HIM TO TASTE HIS WARES.THE LITTLE DOG LAUGHED TOO SEE SUCH FUN AND WAS SENT AWAY TOO PREVENT SELF HARM.

LITTLE JACK HORNER FELL ASLEEP IN THE CORNER THE NEEDLE STICKING OUT OF HIS ARM,.MARY MARY QUITE CONTRARY GOT CAUGHT DOING ANIMAL PORN WHILST OLD MOTHER HUBBARD LOCKED HER KIDS IN A CUPBOARD AND NOW SHE'S DOING TIME ON THE FARM.

THE OLD WOMAN IN A SHOE, LOST HER BREW, AND DIDN'T KNOW QUITE WHAT TO DO , AND SO, SHE LEFT A FEW  AT THE ZOO..GOOD KING WENCHLAS HE LOOKED OUT TOO, FEAST HIS EYES, ON (THE PREPUBESCENT BODY OF) YOUNG STEPHEN....

BILLY GOAT GRUFF REALLY TOOK IT ROUGH WHEN THE FAME AND RICHES DESERTED HIM....NOW HE'S DRINKING METHS WITH A TROLL AND A WITCH UNDERNEATH THE BRIDGE THAT MADE HIM.

SO IT GO,ES THAT CHILDHOOD DREAMS RISE QUICKLY AND THEN GO POP.PERHAPS IT'S ME THEE OR HE, BUT WHEN DOES THE LYING AND THE AGONY STOP.