Poem -
Third and final attempt!!!
This is the worst poem ever I can well assure you, my third attempt to prove to you, that I CAN Win this challenge and the lot of you so take that Cosmo challengers Boo hoo to you..Â
roses are black
coal is red
the sky is on the ground
and the sea is dry and green??
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Gud at last!!!!! ??â¤ď¸?
Hi JILL!!...I don't understand REALLY what's going on here (obviously some kind of writing challenge)... but I did find the words curiously compelling!!.... smiles........T xo : )
Ps. Wasn't sure if should put stars or not!!...... more smiles.....
Haha tis Gregâs âWorst poem everâ challenge haha tho wasnât easy as I first thought as you can see ???
Utter crap...I love it ???
Haha exactly!!!!???
Also my favourite...pinned for its ridiculousness and rubbishy tone which compels the reader to ponder the sheer braindeadness of the jumbled meaningless words which create a scene of nightmare chaos and...er....nothingness....WELL DONE!!
LOVE IT!!! ???
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Lmao@ u well do chuffed now haha I maybe should change me style ???â¤ď¸
Jillian,Â
Funny, to me this is great! And metaphorically brilliant!Â
The black roses signifying the darkness of love lost, yet our desire still burns in the red coals, while the sky falls from the sky, because of our sorrow, and nothing seems right, as the sea has dried up and turned to green.Â
Brilliant, my friend!!!Â
Now write a bad one.Â
Matthew.Â
Pml haha that was my worst ever poem lol xxx
Wow, you're pretty good then!Â
I once wrote a poem about a nasal abrasion I incurred while walking into a tree...I think that was my BEST though.Â
I wonder if I should bring out my one about Horace Flump, the troubled gardener, who tripped on a worm pile and injured his phalynx. What do you think?Â
Thanks,Â
M.Â
If I can interject...you shouldn't insult jill by telling her it's good, it's not...it's rubbish...read my above summary, you will have to come up with extreme genius to beat the excellence of this kind Mathew...ha ha...??
Haha Thanks Marion me luvvy ??â¤ď¸
I think u got best imagination ever!!!!!
Yes tried 3 attempts but Greg, Katina & Marion wernât impressed haha ???
I was very impressed by this Jill..don't listen to.matthew he's talking rubbish...it's crap..really really bad..absolute meaningless rubbish...lOVE IT...lol lol ???
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Marionette!Â
I think I know bad poetry!! I mastered in Horrific Wording on Stupid Subjects at MIT(Monkey Institute of Technology), and was maledictorian of my class(even though I had no class). It's the greatest poem since Malwell's The Treaty of My Slacks, written in 1742(the year Columbus sailed to Cleveland! So, stop fighting me, I'm always correct...except during the times I say something.Â
Thank you!Â
Matthew.Â
Now now children donât b sharing your differentials on my b half haha ??
Jillian!Â
You're the one who keeps writing amazing poems during the worst poem ever contest, so I think you must be disqualified, and return the felt, the umphnagle, the $1000.00 cash(send that directly to me, the flobbin, the herring, and the all expense paid trip to Massapequa. Thank you.Â
Judge Judy M.Â
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No no Greg said both Marion & I shared the winners podium Iâm afraid so toughest of titties to u ???
Wait!!Â
I didn't even get in there yet!! What a gyp! I can write so horribly it will make your socks curl! It's an outrage!Â
Re-count!!Â
At least send me the thousand back, OK?Â
Thanks!Â
M.Â
U were too late mate xxx???
I actually applied for an extension, due to extenuating circumstances(my hair got pulled by some ruffians), so I've got til eve tonight to beat your britches off! So, put that trophy down! (and clean off your fingerprints, please!), because I'm coming for it!Â
M.Â
Lol....I'm seriously worried about my mental health bothering with you nutters ( Welsh for header) on here ...lol...can't wait to read yours Matthew, bring it on ....??
Lol nowt better than mixing with nutters makes u feel ingenious hahaÂ
You know what Jill...I have thoroughly enjoyed the laugh...thankyou all for being such fun. (That's my joint winning speech also)...lol ?
Ay u lots are great cyber company infact sat in living room company too :) ??
Haha I await in baited breath !!!
We are waiting ???
Oh gutted for you Matthew, me and Jill will give you the ribbon off our trophy ...???
Wow...well I'm honoured to come joint with you Jill, Greg is a sweetheart...hang on didnt only me you and Greg enter?? Oh well, let's not nitpick!! ??
Ay well yes but hell yeah we won âď¸âď¸
Honestly IV been laughing so much last few days IV got ten new wrinkles!! Lol xxx
Lmao ay bloody wrinkle & me ????
Well mines fishnet ribbon pink with green polka dots ???
Lol....don't believe you...you just want to win by saying Jill's is good so.you can be the worst? where is yours anyway??
Hes missed the boat it has sailed on by xx
Oh no!!! Oh well shit happens! ?
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Haha thanks luv â¤ď¸â¤ď¸â¤ď¸
Jill you and MarionÂ
both won from yesterdays
worst poem now its
up to Matthew andÂ
Katina to write a poem
worser Â
Haha why Thanking you kingly Greg Honour greatfully accepted my friend xxx?â¤ď¸?