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Those porkiy pies

Those porkiy pies

I would circumnavigate around the entire globe, if you asked me to

Starting off walking from Algeria and ending up at Timbuktu

Heavens above, I would do everything and anything especially for you

As long as you didn’t expect me to lie for you, coz that would never do

You see I absolutely detest people who tell those porky pies

Deceptiveness and dishonesty are traits that I actually despise

And I can tell when someone is telling lies, by that sly look in their snaky eyes

Theres nothing else that I feel as strongly about, so anything else that you ask of me, well I could probably organise… 

 

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Greg Etsell

i would never lie to 
you also porkiy pies 
are for real and do
you  eat them 

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Jill Tait

Yes I love eating pork pies 🌹❤️🌹

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Greg Etsell

are they any thing 
like chicken pot pies here
they  also have beef pot pies 
and turkey pot pies 
but i like the chicken one the best
and you can buy them in store 
you can also get chichen in restaurant 
are cooked better then one you get at the store
 

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Jill Tait

No pork pies from melton morbray 🌹❤️🌹

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Greg Etsell

I’ll have to look that up maybe it’s something I would like

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Jill Tait

Awww I buy the little twin packs of 2 pork pies they my favourite by melton morbray ❤️

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