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Thumbs up Biotch

Thumbs up Biotch

      I know it sounds dumb🍑
but don’t we all text with our thumbs
think it about the way that you speak 
you don’t use your mouth 👄 
you barely use your fingers 
use your mind 
don’t be dumb 
thumbs up 👍 biotch 

2022

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