Poem -
TIME!!
Can I please go back in time?
To when I had long brown hair!
And sparkling blue eyes.
With my nice flat tummy
And well toned thighs.
No I can`t!!
Because the years have now passed
And everything`s changed
Now all my `bits` have gone south!
They`ve been rearranged.
The hair is now going grey
And scarily thin!
With my muffin top tummy
And cellulite thighs!
You can now get a weeks worth of bloody shopping in this double chin!
Now I have arthritic hips
And I walk with a stoop!
Completing this delightful visage are great big crows feet
And bloody boobs that droop!
This girl was once quite chic!!
A heart stopping dolly!
But now she has a zimmer trolley!
My entry to Larry`s challenge
I love you guys
G xx
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Hi Dear Funny Girl,
I must admit your hilarious words "titillated" my funny bone! Of course, this is pure fiction, because it has nothing to do with the beautiful woman I see in your photographs. However, I'll grant you poetic license to try and win our contest in any way you can. As for my entry, it is all pure fact and truth. So game on girl! May the best "make the people laugh" entry win!
Love ya,
Larry
P.S. Linda just posted my sidesplitting entry! Good Luck!!!
Hi my Larry,
Yaay, I`m chuffed that it made you laugh sweetie! I loved the compliment too, thank you for that. You`ve made my day so much brighter. You`ve cheered me up on this rainy day and Geoff`s in a foul mood as usual, he can be a miserable old boot at times and a bloody big baby. He throws a paddy worse than a two year old. So I`m staying in my office for the day to keep out of his way and get some peace....lol!!!
Thank you sweetie you`ve got me smiling again and I`m glad you liked it.
I love you both to bits.
G xx
Hi my love,
Since you are going to be in your office all day, I know you are totally booked, but would it be possible to squeeze me in for an appointment?
Love,
L
I always think of you and I as working side by side sweetie, there`s just a time difference. How many hours is it though?! Look at the difference in views up to now....hee heee!!! The games really started now...lol
I love ya kiddo
G xx
Hi G Love your funny writes You just have the
knack of sharing giggles in them
I enjoyed love n hugs Debs xx
Hi Debs,
Thank you sweetie for that lovely compliment, you always make my day brighter. I`m chuffed that it made you laugh honey.
Love G xx
After those first 5 lines, you got me all excited!!! By the end, I was still all excited... my kind of fun time girl!!! LOL Love you sweet Georgie Girl!!!! Canada Jack xxxxxx
Thank you my Jack, I think I may have won Larry`s challenge, but we need to get a ref to sort out the scores. I beat him yesterday which was the deadline with 271 views to his 110 views, but this morning he has 324 as apposed to my 317. But the problem is that I also got more comments from other people than he did, so you can see our dilemma. I think we`ll call it a draw again!!! I`m gonna get him next time though kiddo!!!
Love G xx
LOL!
Thank you Kimmy, I`m chuffed that you liked it sweetie.
Love G xx