Poem -

tin can man

tin can man

there once was a little man
and he came out of a tin can
and wanted to see how big he can be
above him the terrier takes a pee
that terrior munched all his owners steroids you see
and this was no ordinary pee you see
this man from the tin can ran and ran
and started growing fast to super human man
a very evil spirited tin can man
and was slowly surely gathering fans
they chanted and ranted
as he unleashed wrath on shit music
screamin ISNT THIS SHIT MAKIN YOUS SICK?
destroying as much shit music as possible as his new years resolution
trying to fight the audible de evoluttion
at this point nothing seemed impossible
and thought easily in trash crap is tossable
bit little did he know his evil powers
was overpowered with shit radio stns powers and just cowers
take me life from me
please just no more spears brittany
get all recordings of john denver
and burn them to just ember
and justin beiber delete cha
on and on he rages
and trys to burn countless shit music pages
of shitty songs created
by morons they get celebrated
they should all be deccapitated
and in oceans heads dissapated
theres something real called art
not this verbal fart

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