Tiptoed.

I tiptoed through the tulips.
Naked as the day i was born.
Then i tiptoed through fields of corn.
Still naked as the day i was born.
Then i tiptoed through the village.
Yes still naked, the villagers thought i was there to rape and pillage.
Then i tiptoed through the village pub.
Naked of course, i needed to use their loo.
I had a shit then give my arse a good cleaning rub.
Then i tiptoed through my house.
Obviously naked, the wife screamed like she had just seen a mouse.
Then i had a shower then went to bed.
Naked with the wife, enough said.