Tis Cheap.

A cat without nine lives.
Is like.
Henry the eighth without six wives.

A man without a dog.
Is like.
Victorian London without smog.

A human without a soul.
Is like.
A goldfish without a bowl.

A world without a war.
Is like.
A pugilist without a scar.

Four for the price of one.
Where else can one have so much cheap fun.