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TO LOSE YOUR CLOTHES

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KIERAN1369
TO LOSE YOUR CLOTHES

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What an awful shock
To lose a sockΒ 
What grief and hurt
To lose a shirt

What terribly sad newsΒ 
To lose your shoes
It's not the best
To lose your vestΒ 

What a tragic mishap
To lose your cap
What tragedy this shows
To lose your clothes

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Poetry Genre: 
Comedy Drama Freestyle Narrative
Topic: 
Humour
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