Poem -

TOFFEE AND TEETH

Let me tell you all about a lady named Ruth
She got a sticky toffee stuck on her tooth 
Whatever she tried it did not budge 
Wishing no doubt she had a piece of fudge 

Upstairs she went her teeth she did brush
Hoping it would turn the toffee into mush 
Up and down the toothbrush went 
The days of the toffee were finally spent

Ruth went to bed happy that chilly night 
The toffee had disappeared from sight 
Toffee and teeth are not the best mix 
She must try other things for her sweet fix

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