TOM AND BEN'S NEWS REPORT
Good morning Tom...
Good morning Ben...
Good morning everyone...
We have come to bring this very important news report...
We have important news Tom?
We always have important news Ben...
Right...
What is it Tom?
Email the police...
If it's an absolute emergency, call...
Otherwise, they won't take the call...
Instead of taking the eight hours to take a report...
They'll be quicker?
I don't have those stats Ben...
Thank you for sharing that news Tom...
I have news also Tom...
Great...
What is it Ben?
You know the rules...
Thou Shalt Not Steal...
Thou Shalt Not Kill...
The Ten Commandments?
Yes...
Those...
Because, they have been taken away...
It's not safe to help your neighbor if they need sugar or something...
Ben what?
That's right...
Don't look out your peep hole without a gun...
Really Ben?
That's right Tom...
Those were the good old days...
That's not how they want it anymore...
Thank you for your part of the news Ben...
You're welcome...
So folks...
Don't run out of sugar...
Now, we will return to the regular scheduled program all ready in progress...
Hugs...
sparrowsong
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LOL!! LOL!! ~ SPARROWSONG!!.......I know it's not exactly politically correct to laugh at this because in its essence is a VERY real sadness at how much this country has changed within its "open door policy" where neighbors are concerned....... but the ingeniously creative way you delivered this write with poetic dialogue is hysterically funny...... you, dear poetic soul....... are incredibly unique.......I am NEVER disappointed in a FEATHERS write...... and this one is a spectacular example of just how observantly profound you can be.......I am still smiling Stacy.......I could see this on "Saturday Night Live " or something......smokin' grooves girlfriend!.........PINNED this one!!...... great stuff ~ LOL! LOL!....... your friend and admirer.......T xo
Sparrowsong that's a great poem I love it, peaceand love hugs xxoo
Hello Tony...
Oops!
There's a politically correct thing?
Really?
I don't really know what that is, anymore...
Could you please inform me?
Thank you very much my friend!
Thank you too for your comment and support!
Hugs and Smiles!
Feathers
sparrowsong
Stacy
LOL!! ~ you got me there FEATHERS!!......I suppose I should have said simply!!...... "This is funny as hell!! "........stay cool sister girl!!....... smiles & high fives.......T xo
Hello Sis Cherie...
Along with the other 8 Commandments...
Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultry...
Since none are no longer in effect?
It's all allowed apparently?
As far as the world is concerned...
Am I correct in saying...
Bill Clinton should have been our President until his term was up?
He should have gone all the way with the fame seeker?
He was treated as if he did...
According to the world none is guilty?
Hugs...
sparrowsong
Hello Greg...
Glad you enjoyed!
Thank you for your comment and support!
Peace and love
sparrowsong
Uh oh... I'm out of sugar :(
This was so much fun to read. Thanks for the giggle. Happy Weekend.
Hello Rebecca...
Uh oh...
No sugar?
:(
Thank you for your comment...
Glad you enjoyed!
Happy Weekend...
Hugs...
sparrowsong