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Tonite

Tonite

Ā  Ā  Ā Tonight I’m gonna get drunkĀ 
and then I’m gonna jump in my bedĀ 
only baby’s need diapersĀ 
I need oneĀ 
for all the shit in my headĀ 
tonight I’m gonna get stonedĀ Ā  Ā  Ā 

Ā  Ā  Ā Tonight Ā I’m gonna get drunkĀ 
and I’ll jump off a bridgeĀ 
they can find me when I wash upĀ 
all lost and alone Ā 
Ā Ā  Ā  Tonight I’m gonna get loaded and pass outĀ 
in the morning my mind will explodeĀ 
I have no doubtĀ 
And I’ll Ā forget everythingĀ 
I’ve doneĀ 
2022

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I think šŸ¤”Ā 
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beforeĀ 

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