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Tonite

Tonite

     Tonight I’m gonna get drunk 
and then I’m gonna jump in my bed 
only baby’s need diapers 
I need one 
for all the shit in my head 
tonight I’m gonna get stoned      

     Tonight  I’m gonna get drunk 
and I’ll jump off a bridge 
they can find me when I wash up 
all lost and alone  
     Tonight I’m gonna get loaded and pass out 
in the morning my mind will explode 
I have no doubt 
And I’ll  forget everything 
I’ve done 
2022

 

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