Too much gas ?

The rhythm of my heart isn’t right

 Its racing like a rocket tonight

I am taking deep breaths trying to slow it down

But there’s a ticking time bomb under my nightgown

Perhaps I should get it some attention

Yet I have been eating baked beans, did I mention?

So maybe’s with a bit of lady luck it may be too much gas

Causing indigestion, and it should pass

I shall lie in my bed until it sorts itself out

You know when you aren’t quite sure and there is that doubt?

Heaven’s above, it’s probably wind I pray but how can I tell

Indigestion can be very sore and cause us hell

The trouble with wind in the body is that it causes us pain

As air get’s trapped betwixt and between every now and again

But only a check-up at the Doctors can tell these pains apart

Whilst bad indigestion could also be one’s heart

Eeh isn’t health a worry, it can really be a pest

Tho I’ve always been okay, I never get much rest

Ah well only time will tell what the problem is 

But it does no good worrying, getting in a tizz whizz

These deep breaths are definately a good idea

I don’t think I’m on the way out so I need not fear...