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Top Gun~

The 80’s ‘classic’ (some think it’s s**t)

Top Gun~

You’re dangerous Maverick~
Your ego is writing cheques your body can’t cash. And I’ve got a lit cigar with nowhere to ash the f*cking thing!
And yes I have a very shiny bald head but at least I can fly a God damn fighter jet and not spill everyone’s coffee, now get the f*** outta here oh and by the way Iceman said he’ll be your wingman anytime and you said to him; ‘bullsh** you’ll be mine. Yeee hooo! It’s bogie time motherf*****’s. 

*Just a special mention/shout out to the Gooseman I remember balling my eyes out when he died :( This entire write is in reference to Top Gun the movie. It didn’t win any oscars but I still enjoyed it. 

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Greg D

Wow, definitely not my finest literary hour when I penned the above written Top Gun tribute. Oh well, it is what it is and that will have to do.

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