Trade Me In

If my body was a car
It wouldn’t pass its NCT
My fuel rate burns inefficiently
My headlights are out of focus
Its hard to see things up close
My paint job is a little dull
Should trade me in for a new model

I’ve got bumps and dents on my exterior
And my traction is slightly inferior
But there’s something
about which I shouldn’t speak
When I sneeze or cough
My radiator has been known to leak

I ain’t no Ferrari
But I’ll get you from A to B
I’m built for comfort not for speed
The fumes I emit can be hard to breathe
A little stiff my gear stick
But a helping hand can do the trick

I rev too much, burning oil
Need a service once in a while
I can be a boneshaker
And like only one loving owner
Drive me if you dare
Always handle with care