Tragicomedy

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WHICH IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL...

WHICH IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL WILL CLAIM THIS?

They're definitely a Keeper...

They have people Rolling on the Floor laughing at Work...

...

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THE SHOW IS DRAGGING

THE SHOW IS DRAGGING

People are getting bored...

This Show seems like it's running for Ratings...

Some people...

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THEY CALL THEM A MORON

THEY CALL THEM A MORON

How pathetically sad...

The Men they have spent years trying to make more feminine...

Thus...

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THE NEW STOOL SOFTENER

THE NEW STOOL SOFTENER

If someone told me that the comment section could make poop shift...

I'm sure I may not have...

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The King Is Naked

The King Is Naked

The King is Naked
Yet the mass
are foolish
enough to
fool themselves
...

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FACE TO FACE

FACE TO FACE

When they turn their back on you...

What is that message?

Powerful?

Annoyed?...

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MAKE YOUR SUN

MAKE YOUR SUN

Sometimes, Life isn't happy and it'll try to bring you down...

Same with the World...

If...

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INDOCTRINATION CAMP

INDOCTRINATION CAMP

If it's not open for American Students why is it being funded by the American Government in America?...

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DEVIL CANCELED THE CONTRACT

DEVIL CANCELED THE CONTRACT

When they think their success will live long...

When they think they can be on the side of...

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IT'S BLINDING

IT'S BLINDING

Some know they are their energy flow...

Some try to control it...

Some just let it go......

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WE SHOCKED THEM ONCE, WE...

WE SHOCKED THEM ONCE, WE CAN SHOCK THEM TWICE

Patience has a way of wearing thin...

That's their hope...

They know they can get away with...

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REMINDED OF A YO-YO

REMINDED OF A YO-YO

They can spin for hours...

Get tangled in knots...

They can walk the Dog...

Seems...

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PROFESSOR, HE DOESN'T...

PROFESSOR, HE DOESN'T WANT THIS

Dear Professor...

Maybe, cut him some slack...

He's getting older and maybe, he just doesn'...

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THE REAL CULPRIT

THE REAL CULPRIT

If you have experienced any of this...

You feel exhausted?

You need a nap?

You need...

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WHY DO PEOPLE WANT TO LOOK...

WHY DO PEOPLE WANT TO LOOK STUPID ON PURPOSE?

Someone said to make a Conservative mad lie to them...

To make a Liberal mad tell the truth......

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LISTEN TO THE TISSUE

LISTEN TO THE TISSUE

One Tissue on the Table surrounded by a bunch of men...

Nothing strange to notice?

Sound...

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IT'S JUST ANOTHER TAX

IT'S JUST ANOTHER TAX

Imagine having to pay your own Legal fees and someone else's too?

They renamed it, Tax...

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