Tragicomedy

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Smothered

Smothered

A flimsy paper body, tied colourful to a snipped string,
Desperately flapping heartbeats to break...

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DEAR SANTA IT'S ME AGAIN

DEAR SANTA IT'S ME AGAIN

Dear Santa it's me again,

I hope this letter finds you well...

I don't know if you received...

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ADORABLE WIGGLE

ADORABLE WIGGLE

You don't want to go outside because you might stick to something?

Tell me you didn't see me stick...

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SOur FacE

SOur FacE

Smiles on these faces that don't give a shit.
Ranting about their most absurd weekend, and daily...

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" Kid,s, You,ve Left...

" Kid,s, You,ve Left Me No Other Choice!?"

" Look kids, You,ve left & given me no other choice !
It is no good now, That you have heard my...

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DO IT WITH STYLE

DO IT WITH STYLE

This is not just any ordinary tree...

Your eyes were big as saucers when you first laid your eyes...

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Dantis Amor (for Lisa)

Dantis Amor (for Lisa)

If Love be good then wherefore does it speak

(no no not speak but verily it sings)

With...

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CHRISTMAS PRESENT WARNING!

CHRISTMAS PRESENT WARNING!

No present hunt no present hunt...

Not looking for presents...

Not me...

No way...

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SNOWMAN LIKE

SNOWMAN LIKE

Someone's on your roof...

What's that you say?

Look at my head...

The someone shook...

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THIS CALLS FOR DRESSING

THIS CALLS FOR DRESSING

The farmer was acting quite strange...

He was chasing after me...

The last time I saw that...

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Kibbles & Bits

Kibbles & Bits

I won't lie I'm fucking pissed off
Ready to grab my sawed off
And blow somebodies jaw off...

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FEELING FINE, UNTIL...

FEELING FINE, UNTIL...

This doctor visit is going to go smooth as silk...

I feel as healthy as an oxe...

My heart...

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" Sum, Do Get It ?.....

" Sum, Do Get It ?..& Some Dont !"

" I have learnt, That in my life-time !
A bit of this & a bit of that = 69 ?
Which means...

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" Skin N Bone....Or...

" Skin N Bone....Or Stone !?"

" Look darling, I am not made of stone !
I am more like, A dog with a bone
& i am quite...

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Black on White RUNS365

CyberIcy Warns, Right aides wrong

I SEE 7UP

for 2 theSky

we 2Go

ToFly...

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Electoral Shame

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WILL I HAVE TO PARK MY CAR?

WILL I HAVE TO PARK MY CAR?

Soon a billionaire will be taking over...

Will gas reach ten dollars a gallon?

Will we see...