A flimsy paper body, tied colourful to a snipped string, Desperately flapping heartbeats to break...
Dear Santa it's me again,
I hope this letter finds you well...
I don't know if you received...
You don't want to go outside because you might stick to something?
Tell me you didn't see me stick...
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Smiles on these faces that don't give a shit. Ranting about their most absurd weekend, and daily...
" Look kids, You,ve left & given me no other choice ! It is no good now, That you have heard my...
This is not just any ordinary tree...
Your eyes were big as saucers when you first laid your eyes...
If Love be good then wherefore does it speak
(no no not speak but verily it sings)
With...
No present hunt no present hunt...
Not looking for presents...
Not me...
No way...
Someone's on your roof...
What's that you say?
Look at my head...
The someone shook...
The farmer was acting quite strange...
He was chasing after me...
The last time I saw that...
I won't lie I'm fucking pissed off Ready to grab my sawed off And blow somebodies jaw off...
This doctor visit is going to go smooth as silk...
I feel as healthy as an oxe...
My heart...
" I have learnt, That in my life-time ! A bit of this & a bit of that = 69 ? Which means...
" Look darling, I am not made of stone ! I am more like, A dog with a bone & i am quite...
CyberIcy Warns, Right aides wrong
I SEE 7UP
for 2 theSky
we 2Go
ToFly...
Soon a billionaire will be taking over...
Will gas reach ten dollars a gallon?
Will we see...