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Tripping the light fantastic ?

Tripping the light fantastic ?

Tripping the light fantastic ?

He tripped the light fantastic when he stumbled on the floor.. though his body broke from bending and his tapping feet were sore..
Little Johnny was completely lost as the band began to play the drumming to the rhythm and  alcohol making him sway..

But boy could that man move.. his soul was on fire..with his skinny arms pumping the air he couldn’t get much higher..At one point he even tried to do the splits but he heard his wife yell “Johnny you will have one of your fits!!!
His Elsie just looked at him lacking lust and desire..coz Johnny staggered like a drunk duck on a telephone wire..

Well he wasn’t bothered he was giving it his all.. yet Elsie knew he wouldn’t walk for a week..only crawl..To hell with old age his life was for living.. even if his old bones would not be forgiving..So he stomped, jumped, bopped with every beat he could muster.. little old Johhny was a senile blockbuster!!!

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Greg Etsell

great poem
slept real good
last night fell
sleep cooking dinner
had salmon and ruined it 
dryed up fish 

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Jill Tait

Awww least u slept tho ?❤️?❤️

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Jill Tait

Awww thats better then..❤️?❤️

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Richard Waters

THE LIGHT " FANDANGO " ? A " power trip " like no other, with the adventurous satisfied by the " voyage of discovery. " The " rites of passage " only one element within a GRAND DESIGN. 
Illuminating the " Miracle Of Life " and what you can get out of " IT " are the " senses " !! Also contributing to experiences is " The Sixth Sense " of NATURAL INSTINCT tied to " Natural Law " which embodies the desires, to " make the best of it " wherever you find yourself. 
SENSE reality. SENSE lessons. SENSE intuition. SENSE " The Dark " to highlight LIGHT. Know, how important freedom, and wisdom, are, to bring you to safety, security and comfort. To, HOME SWEET HOME.
Live to learn. Learn to live. To, " explore " the wonder of life, which includes our souls, enjoying THE JOURNEY.
Thanks for emphasizing what is there, to enjoy. And, enthusing us, with a TRIUMPH OF WILL to delve deeper into " The Human Condition " !! With all its characteristics, to marvel at. Note, how humanity strives to go further. In, whatever it chooses to do. Like you ? :) :) :)
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Jill Tait

Aww Thanking you Richard my philosopher ?

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