Uncle Don danger

Uncle Don danger
lives deep in the forest
uncle Don danger is real
uncle Don danger
gets stranger and stranger
uncle Don danger can kill.

But poor uncle Don
Can't live very long
his arms have fallen off
like his toes
though dear uncle Don
is still very strong
and can beat you death
with his nose.

Uncle Don danger
was last seen by a ranger
who was killed in a
brutal attack
they found the poor ranger
face down in the forest
with nose prints
all over his back.