Washing, scrubbing...

Paranoia... wash... wash...wash
Scrubem’ soapy “Oh golly gosh”
Roundabout and in-betweenÂ
coz “You never know where that has been ?”
Sanitizer is all sold out there is none left without a doubt
But good old fashioned soap and water will kill the germs like lambs to the slaughter
But have you rubbed them long enough ?
Your hands look sore and red with rough
So you dry them with a towel but has someone else used that you scowl
Off you go again to grab the soap what a pain
Your out of your mind with anxiety
coz this infections spreading rapidly
So this time you’ve washed them sore now your poor flesh can take no more
Don’t touch the towel, leave them to dry
You’ve done your best, you fret and sigh
Then a delivery man knocks on your front door, he’s left your shopping outside on the floor
You wipe each item with a swipe with those Detol swabs you know the type
Your turning into a neurotic freak
you’ve got OCD so to speak
Yet compulsive disorder is a must incase these germs lurk amidst daily dust
All day long you wash your hands coz everybody understands
that good hygiene kills Corvid-19
so the secret is to keep them clean
Every time you touch and feel it starts an ever-ending spinning wheel
Washing, scrubbing, lathering soap
but you’ve done your best you live in hope

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Comments
they say to wash your handÂ
for 20 seconds or what i do is count to 25
and thats is 20 seconds to
We are told to sing happy birthday twice while washing our hands ?? x
Being me so you sing happy birthday to me happy birthday to me is that how you do it doesn’t seem long enough it is
The whole thing, Greg...Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me.. happy birthday to me..ee Happy birthday to me...that...twice! I think it was Boris Johnson told us that... ( although he's in intensive care now...hope he gets well soon). Â
You said happy birthday three times
That’s fine the way you do it and I was told 20 second so I count to 25 when I wash my hands that seems long enough I’ve been watching a video on how to do it and they only wash it for seven count  long enough
What I meant was...the whole song "Happy Birthday"...sing it twice! Doing this takes 20 seconds apparently...so same advice just different ways of timing. Your way is just as good my friend x
Are use the microwave for 20 seconds and then counted how long it took and that’s how I got 25 to count to
?? excellent idea x
Yes I’ve done this too especially on 3 rd April lol was mine xxx?❤️?❤️
Happy Birthday for April 3rd Jill !! ??? x
Aww Thanks luv ❤️❤️❤️
Yes trouble is I’m constantly having to wash them as always busy doing something around the house haha ❤️?❤️
Me too Jill That’s to do in the house and outside
??? excellent, Jill! Great poem!
I do that with my shopping too! And my hands are sooo dry and soooo sore. I am getting through tons of hand cream...lol x
Yes snap but least we ridding horrible germs luv xxx Stay safe my friend ❤️?❤️
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Awwww yes wash wash n scrub ❤️❤️❤️Stay safe my luv ???