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‘Watch this space’ ?

‘Watch this space’ ?

Baked potatoes instead of greasy chips for me
They cook quickly in the microwave
Along with baked beans for my tea

I’ve had a broken foot lately
so this hasn’t helped at all
Whilst I’ve had to try & rest it
It’s almost drove me up the wall

NO CHOCOLATE BISCUITS
infact NO CHOCOLATE TREATS
I am cutting out sugary wine gum sweets

It’s about time I started getting back into shape
I’ve stuffed my face recently & I look like an ape

I’ve got lumps on my bumps
where they really should not be
I’m podgy with squishy & it’s not comfortable you see

So as from this week
I’ve started my healthy regime
If I can lose at least a stone
I’ll be like the ‘Cat that’s got it’s cream’

So I shall really try my best
& all my folks watch this space
Whilst I shed some excess fat
not ramming rubbish in my face

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lodigiana

You go for it girl!!! I have been doing the same for the last 18 months..It's never easy and i love how your poem captures the angst we feel..I even take the scales on holiday with me. Enjoyed this read very much ! Lodigiana xx

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Jill Tait

Aww Thank you so much & thrilled you enjoyed my ditty xx

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