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When?

When?

Lies lies lies 

Flies flies flies 

Why why why 

Try try try

When when when 

Will I win win win 

This bloody sweepstake! 

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Tony Taylor

Hey JAI MASTERS!!.... this is SO friggin' cool bro......... those magazine contests are always leaving you hanging on..... and then...... for only $24.99......you get a certificate of participation ......DUDE!!......I HOPE you win the whole damn thing!!...... drinks on you brother...... fist full-o-STARS.......... LOVE and ROCKETS!!......T xo.  ?☀✴✳

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Jai Masters

When I do I visit you Tony and

we eat and drink together; 

when I win.... 

thats the issue :) when I win; 

readers digest fake news

luv Jai:) ? 

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